Sempron

A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.

Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*

by Derp579 July 3, 2015

Semerinal

Expressing emotions in any way except verbal.

Jake was feeling semerinal, so he painted his emotions.

by Trying2stay January 27, 2016

Sexpert

noun
1.
a person who has special skills, knowledge, and/or experience in the particular field of SEX

An escort (or prostitute) if they are very good at their job could be considered a SEXPERT.

by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

Sexpert

A Sexpert is an individual who has Certified Training, Education and Experience in Sexuality and Relationship Support from a reputable training body.

There are many fields and modalities the term 'Sexpert' can cover eg.

Psychology

Sexologists

Coaches for (Intimacy, Sex and Relationship)
Tantra Professionals

Sexological Bodyworkers

BDSM Professionals

Counsellors (This is not an exhaustive list)

I have an appointment today with Emma, she's my Sexpert.

by findmysexpert August 29, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020