Definitions by CleanSteamboat

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

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When the father of a disobedient little shit looses the head and resorts to Facebook to rant about their child fucking up for the thousandth time

My daughter was ‘sampling’ alcohol today, she’ll be gone for a longgggg time #pissedOffDad

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