Smurtle

A penis fart

Yo, who the fuck just smurtled

by NIGGA GET BACK TO WORK June 6, 2023

Scuttlebug

Term for a mouse scuttling around in the walls or ceilings of a home.

*scuttling noise*
Wife: "I hear those damn scuttlebugs again! Did you set out bait yet!?"

by Mangyoldogy October 16, 2023

Scuntle

New Zealand slang, a light-stick often sold at festivals. They are shaped like swords and are used for play fighting.

"There was a guy selling scuntles and I'm so upset I didnt get one"

"I got my kid a scuntle so I could find him in the crowd easier"

"This event could use more scuntles, it's not colourful enough without them"

by chockachamp June 28, 2024

Scurlee

Typical Liberal known for attending arts schools and earning excessive degrees funded by parents

Pitter pat chitter chat, Scurlee needs a loan, Scurlee lives in a rented home

by All Wrapped Up January 23, 2025

Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

budgie scuttler

Chafing your penis in tight underwear.

These thongs are proper budgie scuttlers.

by pingu-madhatter April 19, 2014

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017