scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

Schewpit

This is for less civilised people who can pronounced the t. As british as the other way of pronouncing it.

Yew schewpit twat, breakin all the fuckin tiles.

by Fuck you Coen January 29, 2021

ziggurat scheme

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012

schenectady

A Once Beautiful and pleasant town with a lot of history. Thomas Edisen moved there and opened the General Electric from which it became known as "The City that Lights the World". Other notables that happened in Schenectady it is the place The first ever television transmission, and also first

television station which is still running, Also the first radio station which is still running is in Schenectady. The Town was

a very Safe place to live throughout it's long history until the past two to three decades

when it all started going south. a Massive downhill mudslide and now Schniggerty is now

overrun by Crack, Crack dealing Niggers and street whores and all of the third worlders moving in

and so now Schenectady has become a Freakin Zoo and all the animals are out stalking the streets! Don't call the Schenectady cops because they are a gang of criminals themeselves. Schenectady cops are Known for breaking into cars and burglarizing, beating women, pimping women and selling drugs.

Watch you back in Schenectady cause You'll get mugged, raped or shot just walking down those streets! then the cops will arrest ya just for fun

by Former Mayor February 16, 2008

Scheely

A burning passion. Usually mistaken for constantly "being on fire" or "burning".

I have a Scheely for you.

I'm Scheely-ing!

by Tbird303 March 28, 2009

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.

Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.

by Daylorb November 26, 2010