Scheetz

This kid is gay, the other day i was balls deep right?? i reach around to give him a handjob and the fagget is hard, If u read this David Scheetz premature ejaculation is a bitch

The kid really is gay though and i will beat his ass

by Tawod April 8, 2003

scheevy levy

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, and she hums along to the video game music of the game that the man is playing while receiving oral sex.

Dude, Mike totally got the scheevy levy last night while playing Mega Man!

by Miketendo March 31, 2008

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009

Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.

Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.

by Einhorn December 7, 2009

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

Schmerial

A magical mermaid the rivals the extreme coolness of Ariel from the Little mermaid. This mermaid was discovered by the famous explorer/laundramat owner named Lake Deer. She was discovered in a pool. She has really large lips, really, really, large. They are so large that sometimes they get in the way of things, like in the process of eating or drinking or even sleeping. Schmerial enjoys crawling along the beach, swimming, chatting with her father, and playing in the depths of hell which she often travels to. Schmerial has an odd voice which can travel very large distances. She likes dolphins because they swim with her to the grocery store. Schmerial is slimy but has a highly pertrusive beauty about her aura. Everybody loves schmerial, except when she is running amock. Then everbody does not love schmerial so much. Also, everybody does not love schmerial as much when she has to remove her fin for surgery

Lisa:What is that thing in the pool?

Lago: Why, that's Schmerial.

Lisa: Oh, well are you hungry?

Lago: Yeah

Lisa: Wanna make some eggs?

Lago: yeah i would like that, as long as there is salt and pepper in the house.

Lisa: yeah there is

Lago: good thing

Lisa: yep. i saw schmerial once before

by GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA September 30, 2007