scousers

the best people in the world..everyone else are wooly back gay asses :( (had ya mum :)

scousers are great and were not wooly backs gay asses :(

by ian January 23, 2004

scousers

Hehe. All of the above are true. But just for the sake of completeness, a scouser is someone from Liverpool, England, usually working class.

"Yeah, he's from Liverpool, scouser"

by Darren Newstead June 8, 2004

Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.

We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!

by Monkey June 4, 2004

SCOUSER

Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money

"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"

by Reeviero March 22, 2008

scouse

a prefix added to items purchased from a skinny tracksuited bloke in the pub.

"why so happy dave?"

"only popped out for a pint but came home with a scouse PS3, £30 well spent"

by attackweasel January 6, 2010

scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

scouser

A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'

What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

by undisclosed March 1, 2004