Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.

A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!

by Bzera November 20, 2014

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016

sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.

Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."

by Mikey189 July 15, 2017

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

Sampo Rampo

My mans is the sexiest dog you will ever see!!!

Me: oh damn look at Sampo Rampo over there, my mans is lookin kinda thick😏😏😏
Everyone else: agreed!

by Not_a_Child February 22, 2021

Sampi Male

A male who has unreasonable and inexplicable luck in all situations. Wins every game no matter what. Wins slots jackpots with one try.

You should go to Vegas with Chris, he’s a Sampi Male.

by WaukeshaPlap November 5, 2021

Sampriti

Name signifies a beautiful girl who loves everyone around her .

Everyone is living with sampriti among themselves.

by Mona darling November 23, 2021