ass scab

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused
Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass
by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013
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Cheese Scab

The scabby remanence of cheese that remains after using a toasted sandwich/toastie maker.

Can be used as a way to describe some one who just lurks in the background saying nothing.
'That josh from the office is such a cheese scab!'
by reggaesauce2000 November 09, 2023
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Scab Gravy

the mixture a blood, pus and bodily fluids that come out of a scab when the hard, top layer is removed.
Person 1: oh bro, look at my scab gravy!
Person 2: that disgusting man! Wipe it off!
by TastyNugget August 23, 2012
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salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before
I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.
by 1Munkie1 July 25, 2015
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Scab rape

The act, similar to regular rape in this regard, where a person who loves to pick scabs, picks them off an unwilling person. Usually a significant other.
Will: Why do you seem so distressed Larry?
Larry: Well, I’m having flashbacks to that time Courtney picked off all my scabs. They weren’t even ready!
Will: Damn dude! Sounds like you’re suffering PTSD from Scab Rape.
Larry: Possibly so. Possibly so.
by Intheknow88 August 18, 2018
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scab merchant

Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.
by Sayaynot February 27, 2015
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Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
by The-cc August 30, 2017
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