Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010

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carrying samsonite

Of or pretaining to emotional baggage.

To have one or more emotional issues, usually having to do with a relationship from the past or from a traumatic event. These emotional issues can often prevent or wreak havoc on future relationships and be detrimental to ones over all true happiness.

At first I thought that chic was amazing, but then i realized she was carrying samsonite. I had to bail on her.

by Brooks J. Masterson May 6, 2006

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Samron • Samson • Sauron • saron • Samone • samsonite • samon • samonella • Sarona • sampon

emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

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sarong dad

A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.

Why is your dad dancing like that?

Oh, he's a sarong dad.

by messyqueen October 4, 2010

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