simonetta

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!

Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.

by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

samneet

the love of my life

are you gonna marry samneet? yes.

by ahilwiththecake April 16, 2021

Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.

They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!

by Mr Erv April 1, 2009

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Sapone Syndrome

A person with a false sense of entitlement. Thinks they are better than they actually are.

Yo this kid has Sapone syndrome

by Hdsasd May 13, 2015