Sameya

Sameya is beautiful inside and out . She's a social butterfly who is adventurous and loves meeting new people . She's also very intelligent (She's a total know it all) and creative and takes her studies seriously even though she sometimes gets distracted . She usually only focuses on the school subjects that interest her.The reason why she is so talkative is because of how smart she is (you will never get bored around her ) . She's never afraid to share her own opinion and is most determined when someone doubts her . Never get in an arguement with her because she is very quick witted and has a sharp tongue (she will make you sound dumb).She speaks fluent sarcasm and is sarcastic when reacting to dumb people . She gets what she wants by being very persuasive . Never ask her to pick a movie (she's incredibly indecisive because she wants to pick the best choice ) . She's powerful and strong ,often hiding her emotions.She's trustworthy but will tell her best friend everything . Overall,if there's a Sameya in your life ,never let them go because you will regret it !

Her name must be Sameya . She's the smartest person in my class.

by Sabrina Wyatt May 20, 2021

sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.

-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"

by Ramakrish March 23, 2007

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Same shit, bigger pile

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob January 11, 2009

Samay Shag

A Samay Shah is a sexual move which involves someone hitting another person's rear end with a cricket bat until red.
After that, the person would draw a photo of Samay on the other person's rear end.
(A Samay is another word for fish)
Then the person would "shag" the other person...

Person 1: Yo! Set me a Samay Shag on you?

Person 2: Nahhhh fam

Person 1: I'll Samay shag you now then!

Person 2: OMG FINE!! WGLHAY!

by Payasam20 May 2, 2011