Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
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eRIn: What's that?
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Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.
Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
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