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salty doll

A cute girl who has an attitude that is caustic, sarcastic, and bitter at the world to some degree. As with any salty individual, it's often a mask to hide insecurity, but not always.
That paramedic on my last shift was one salty doll. A bit of a jerk on the outset, but she was great and had a good sense of humor once she gained some respect and let down her guard.
by AmericanPanoply February 17, 2018
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salty vet

A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?

Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
by NonameFTW May 8, 2018
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Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.
Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018
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Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
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Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018
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Saltan Pepper

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.
That little snitching saltan pepper
by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020
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salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner
by Jontssss May 16, 2021
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