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strugger

one who is paid to bend the will of others via seduction.
the strugger was hired to seduce ben, and then convince him to give me his car.


damn, what a strugger.
by dominic p. December 9, 2008
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shruggles

A variation of the word "shrug," connected to the word "muggle" (which means commoner), denoting indifference, surrender, and acceptance of defeat to what the user perceives as an everyday occurrence. The "cutesy" nature of the word further underscores the user's indifference, as does the plural suffix.
"I failed another organic chemistry exam today. Shruggles. Good thing I decided I don't want to be a doctor anymore. I want to be a lawyer."
by hoseph February 11, 2010
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struggle shower

When your shower head breaks and you have to tape on a plastic bottle and poke holes in the bottom so it duplicates like a shower head.
Damn, My shower head broke. Time to take that struggle shower! Where Dat Plastic bottle?
by Mr. Strugglez September 28, 2013
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Struggle face

A visually unpleasant face.
A very ugly face.
Sentence: That girl has a nice body but I couldn't do it because she had a struggle face.
by Indigochild November 10, 2013
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Sergeant Snuggles

A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.
1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.

2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.
by Ray14 April 10, 2009
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strugglefuck

Awkward sex, in which the full range of motion required for deep penetration and proper rhythm is not available. Often rushed, spur-of-the-moment, and alcohol induced. Commonly performed in cars, closets, small bathrooms, and campers.
Greg: So how was it?

Jonny: Intense! We got locked in the trunk of Bill's car together and strugglefucked the whole way home!
by Jonny Zip January 4, 2007
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Struggle Booty

A 'struggle booty' is the ass of a woman who is trying hard to keep up with a culture obsessed with big asses, but just doesn't have the mass an ass requires to pass the 'clap with no hands' test. Famous struggle booties include Iggy Azalea's, Eve's, and Wendy Davis'. See Also: struggle cakes
She was trying to twerk it, but that struggle booty was just embarrassing.
by Yes, *that* Essence July 23, 2015
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