The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
by RobertMH January 17, 2008
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The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
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Get the Mormon Standard Time mug.A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.
However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.
Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.
Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
White Person - "White pride!"
Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"
Black Person - "Black pride!"
Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"
Me - "WTF!?"
Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"
Black Person - "Black pride!"
Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"
Me - "WTF!?"
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A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.
A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.
A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.
Double standards suck!
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