Splet

spelt: To spell a word incorrectly.

oh splet!

by Eddy Avro October 25, 2010

splendifferis

Cool, amazing, the best kind of explanation for anything

IM HAVING A SPLENDIFFERIS DAY!

by TRADEMARKED BY TAYLOR January 17, 2011

Spleen Number 1,021

The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.

Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.

Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.

Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)

Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?

Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.

by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014

The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died

by Peyton Manning March 6, 2009

MY SPLEEN!!!

A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.

Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"

by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

Splendora

Really cool band. I've only heard three of their songs, but they are frickin' cool.

They sing the Daria theme song and the theme for Is it Fall Yet? and Is it College Yet?

Splendora is a really cool band, but not as cool as No Doubt

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005