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sorry dude, im not into pokemon

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.
Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"
by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011
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sorry caps

By default this phrase is meant to be used in a nice way, as an excuse for unintentionally writing a whole sentence with Caps Lock on any chat. The person hits enter , without checking the written and notices that only after. Then he turns Caps Lock off and excuses for his ignorance.

Lately this excuse has been over-taken by retards and used right after the sentence, neglecting the ability to correct the sentence (delete and rewrite it). In many cases this 'excuse' is in caps also.
Marowit: SO YOU GOT A NEW CELL, I UNDERSTAND?
Marowit: sorry caps :/

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xXx~|Sephiroxxoroorz|~xXx: HOW DO I USE IT I DONT UNDERSTAND, HALP ME PLX!!! SORRY CAPS!!!1
by Marowit August 3, 2007
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Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."
by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016
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Sorry Alan

To screw yourself while trying to prank another.

To forfeit accidentally by leaving a round during a card game thinking you had lost but had not.

To harass a friend when messes up.
I went to trip Brad and “Sorry Alan'd” myself!

He had a flush and “Sorry Alan’d!”

To a friend who misses an easy putt: “Sorry Alan!!”
by Engine hump May 12, 2020
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sorry bout em'.

Feels sorry to be in someone's place or position or sorry about the people that can't be partyin like your partyin.
Anderson Cooper just got punched 10 times by a gang of Egyptians. Sorry bout em'.
by T-rent. February 22, 2011
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Sorry dude

Added to a conversation to ease the impact when you deliberatly do something you know you shouldn't be doing.
Katie "Are you eating my last piece of pizza from the fridge!?"
Joe "Ah yeah... Sorry dude"
by sseanyy January 4, 2010
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Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.
Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".
by Broomy3 January 7, 2009
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