Smell shell

the crust covering a pavement placed dog turd. When stood upon the shell is broken and the smell is released

"I stood on that barkers egg and broke the smell shell, it's bouffin"

by Stevo O'Connor November 4, 2009

Smell-dick

1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.

"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."

by AAAABBBBCCCC September 5, 2007

smell check

the act of smelling your clothing after you have been in a closed area that has a lingering odor such as piss or weed

Guy 1: man im so stoned... i hope my parents wont notice...

Guy 2: yea, just do a smell check...

by De¢entChiKid December 4, 2010

smell the flowers!!!!

when one thrusts ones camera in to a bunch of bushes or flowers to share the ambiance of the flowers.

cory: smell the flowers!!!! , THERE PRETTY!!! *throws camera into random bush.
kate: they cant acctually smell the flowers you dimwit!

by uberEPICawesome October 11, 2011

smell up in my face

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.

Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.

by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003

Smell Hair

Smell Hair is a bar game in which players take turns smelling strangers' hair without being noticed. As made famous by smellhair.com.

"Do you want to go to the bar tonight and play Smell Hair?"

"Sally just Smelled Hair on a Troy Polamalu lookalike!"

by Harry Smellington March 6, 2012

smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

by COBullrider May 2, 2007