Shatpank

1) Its Jive Talk for good
2) Its Nigga Talk for bad

1) Im feelin shatpank
2) Im feelin shatpank you hoe

by Lezbo Crew August 23, 2003

smat

The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)

John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
*SMAT*

by Svenigan December 28, 2009

smapp

smapp! - The Social Music Application

When on Facebook, just smapp a friend a song that he likes!

(i.e.: Giving a song to a friend on Facebook.)

by the smapp crew March 24, 2010

Smatta

A "modern english (shortened)" version of saying "What's the matter?"

Person 1: "Smatta?"
Person 2: "Nothin'..."

by ModernEnglish4Evz! August 22, 2011

smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014

Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016