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Dick Slanger

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
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roblox slender

little fukin emo boys who think their cool with 5.0 chicks that probaly watch anime and jack off to their roblox gf while thinking thier like 6,0 tall
by harlodhutchins March 12, 2021
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Slender

Horny 12 y/o boys who get boners from looking at emo lego girls with deformed faces.
Lala82372: Why are you so tall?

xXHerSlenderXx: *angered* GRRRRRR MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP

Lala82372: Why-?

xXHerSlenderXx: WHA U SCARED MIC UP MIC UPPPPPPP

Lala82372: Um ok.

*they mic up*

*squeaky voiced slender whos clearly white*: WHY U INSULT ME *says n slur* YAH ME AND MA HOMIEZ FINNA BEAT U UP *unaudible words*

Lala: Bruh stfu ur like 12 *wins online fight easily bc this is a weak kid*

*Slender leaves call with a crap excuse*
by dookiepoopie August 15, 2020
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Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
by diggorydiue November 24, 2013
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Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.
The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
by sparrow system May 23, 2020
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slanderbeaking

intentionally mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery
Urine dictionary is totally the balls!

Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.
by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011
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Sander Gausvik Heskestad

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world
Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour
by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
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