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Hop on Stumble Guys

zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”

“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”
by Gay Stumble Guys Sex October 3, 2022
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African Slumber Party

The act of crapping on both sides of a friend's head while they are sleeping over to create the illusion of Africans having a slumber pary from afar.
When Bill told me he didn't have my money the night he came to sleep over i decided to throw him an African Slumber Party.
by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009
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slumber party

Where several youngsters share a child's bedroom during his nap-time, to make said unwelcome sleep-period seem less boring and distressing. Similar to how a small group of neighborhood pre-teens will jog along wif a child who is having to do boring/arduous chores around da yard, so dat he feels less unhappy performing said drudgery.
Parents take note: if your child finds nap-time so torturously agonizing that he actually needs to hold an impromptu slumber party just to get through it, perhaps he doesn't even need the naps at his age, and so you should no longer insist on them.
by QuacksO August 5, 2019
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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009
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stumblefucked

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?
by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008
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Slumbergate

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.
Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."
by Kable24 December 19, 2008
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slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
by kdutremble December 9, 2009
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