thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

by SGTKM December 1, 2010

slack vagina

a loose or un-elasticated vaginal opening that whistles when the wind blows, see also Shawn's mom

That girl had such a slack vagina I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003

slacker

- Avoid effort like plague
- Learn the art of Procrastination
- Generally avoid doing all things avoiding labour
- Get an online career
- What you must do, do half-heartedly
- Get an online job!!
- The fastest you will ever move will be while attempting to escape a labourous activity
- High School student?...hooky Gym Class

slacker slacker slacker slacker is an art

by ohwefoh October 5, 2006

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

slack jawed yokel

another term for a Redneck

That slack jawed yokel is having skunk for supper.

by Sarah West November 7, 2003

slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003