sinecure

SINECURE: Holding a position of power gotten through influence and connections, or access to those who hold such positions of power and influence.
Examples for whom sinecure is everything:

* Government officials who transit between their government positions, usually appointed, and lobbying jobs, and then back to government as cabinet members. JOE BIDEN'S CABINET.

* Government officials holding jobs in the Bureaucratic State, aka, DEEP STATE, aka, The SWAMP, whose interest it is to keep their jobs across administrations and, illegal and unconstitutional acts of no consequence, prevent higher officials who want to END BUSINESS AS USUAL, from achieving their goals. For example, promoting a Russia Collusion Hoax, Ukraine Collusion Hoax, or Impeachment Hoax.

* LEGACY MEDIA, whose connections and incestuous relationship with those holdingg sinecure is obligated to promote the power of the DEEP STATE, even to the extent that they would commit sedition and treason by serially lying about the activities, character, and intent of the sinecure holder's potential opponents.

Robert Mueller, a former FBI Director, in an attempt to regain his sinecure, joined the Witch Hunt prosecution team because the day before his application to head the FBI was rejected by the President.

by Novatweeter January 5, 2021

Sinead

(v) To fart in the presence of others and then awkwardly leave.

"Did you hear her Sinead yesterday during the meeting?"

"Yeah it was disgusting."

by The Lesser of Two April 14, 2010

sideplay

1. Hooking up with a girl on the side, or using a girl for nothing but sex. The girl you keep on the side, just for sex and/or dome; a mistress.

Raph: Yo dude I saw you and Jackie kiss, is she your girlfriend?

John: Nah, that's just my sideplay chick.

by KillerByte October 27, 2005

sinexy

Sinfully sexy, something or someone that is so sexual (or sexy) it's looked upon as sinful. See also guilty pleasure.

He's so sinexy; I can't stand it.

by Luci D. June 26, 2005

gang sines

a sign or any trace that math heads or the math club has been in the room. Usually sighted as long complex problems written on the board and the only thing you know about it is that a "dot" refers to multiplication. Sines of course is refering to the type of line that is to measure a wave.

-walks into home room-

tim: look at the Gang sines
matt: jesus...they are good
tom: 42..the answer is 42 not the square root of pi times 27 cubes....gosh...idiots

by history753 February 23, 2005

Anal Sidepot

The ugliest woman that you'd actually be willing to bang at a club or party. Generally, you try to find this woman as soon as you show up, but only talk to her on your way to and from the bar...that way, you still have an "in" but are free to work the others.

All the hot chicks were taken, so I had to settle for the anal sidepot.

Once the party progressed to a point where even my anal sidepot was taken, I knew it was time to go somewhere else before I ended up with some one-eyed heifer in my bed.

by Escotiz February 27, 2007

sidepot

Originates from Texas Hold-em. To talk to a girl alone outside the presence of a larger group or entity.

Kid 1: Haha look at Sam talking to that girl over there.

Kid 2: Ya he's totally sidepotting.

by SidepotKing September 5, 2010