Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.

"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.

by Mike Boomshadow September 4, 2011

Science Justice Warrior

Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.

Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.

by heartlandmasses November 25, 2016

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

science high school

A place where the best, smartest, cutest, and the nicest people go to discover that science is not their favorite subject. These schools have science-oriented curricula but still give their students room for their interests.

I miss my friends at the science high school...

by LetItRip016 November 21, 2020

science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?

person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

science project

Derived from the word "projects" which are the broken down slums of cities and towns. Crime, gangs, drugs and poverty run rampant in them.

"Science projects" refer to such neighborhoods with a strong concentration of meth labs and crack houses. Any drug that is cooked/refined instead of just being grown and smoked (weed).

It's a play off of the stereotypical science project we had to do in school. Both are playing with chemicals but one is a group of kids trying to get a decent grade while the other is a bunch of sleazy criminals aiming for some money or a fix.

"Did you see those five sketchy guys outside that broken down house??? I think they're dealers"

"Yeup, this looks like the science projects"

by u_no_imright January 27, 2012