Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 10, 2015

Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.

1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?

by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009

Tennessee Rooster

When after a long night of drinking, a male or female masturbates while fingering his or her own butt hole.

Richard gave himself a Tennessee Rooster after partying too hard in Athens, GA.

by D Lee's 12 Inch Wang September 13, 2009

Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).

Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!

by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011

right rester

A male whose penis rests to the right side of his pants while sitting or standing.

Look at Jacob, hes so dumb. I bet he's a "right rester."

C'mon, man. Don't be such a "right rester."

by Frankie69 November 19, 2013

Rusty Rooster

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.

Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014

Orange Rooster

A douchebag who gets tanned and will try to show his abs

Douche: don't go with that fool

*Shows abs*

the term originated from jokes that people would say in 2009-2011 it would be like this
"so a tan guy walks in a bar with a chicken and he would order"
"..."
"let me get an orange rooster"

by ICYCAPS January 11, 2018