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Total War: Rome II

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BIRTH OF ROME

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.
Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"
by dr.zima April 15, 2007
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Romas Apologist

Anyone who is blindly devoted to the views held by David Romas and his very narrow and copyright violating
"school" of "Magnum P.I." fandom.
Universal is releasing Magnum on DVD, but he refuses to believe it because he's a Romas Apologist.
by A Joe August 7, 2004
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Sublime with Rome

An futile attempt to relive with past greatness of Sublime. The former drummer and bassist for Sublime team up with fat piece of crap Rome Ramirez to try to squeeze some cash out of the remaining fan-base.

Rome you will never be half of what Brad was!
A: Dude it said Sublime is playing here soon, what the hell?
B: Nah, it's Sublime with Rome. Let's just spin 40oz and smoke a bowl instead...
by silviocruz July 26, 2010
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Ramesh

A person or in some exceptional cases an animal that drinks copious amounts of alcohol despite their body not having the physical capacity to take it.
Someone who is performing a "ramesh" can be spotted by the following:

A) an early peak in the nights antics before a sharp and sudden downturn.

B) in certain scenarios somebody performing a "ramesh" won't even make it on a night out.
"Wow there Charles, you better calm down, we don't want you doing another ramesh on us again".

"Is Suzanne not getting cabs with us?"
"No she started drinking early and now is doing a ramesh on us".
by BadmanRJC April 28, 2011
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Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?
Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.
by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005
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Romesburg

a male or female especially known for long, obnoctious, drawn out belches. They tend to have repetative methane gas, top end or bottom end (only on the mom's side of the family, with the bottom end-gas...). They also tend to try and one-up another, in an arguement, leave the room before the other gets a word in, and wonder in the aftermath of why the hell the other person is so stubborn, at times. With 745,877,499,876,854 fights included, they always seem to get along, just fine. Whether it be forced, or not. Most of their time, they speak with abnormally projected voices, and are inconsiderate of anyone else trying to sleep in the household (sometimes).
" You just ripped a ROMESBURG!! ewwww"

" You will comply, Romesburg!!!!!!!!"
by Heatherly Featherly March 11, 2009
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