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PX Ranger

Any retard in the U.S. Army that goes to the PX, buys military awards and/or decorations that they didn’t earn and then pins them on their chest so that they can go around looking like a hero. These yahoos often claim to have served in the Rangers or Force Recon or some other elite unit, but that they got out because of an injury or because they got tired of the B.S.
Private Snuffy – “Hey, that new mess sergeant is a bad ass. He served with the Rangers in Vietnam, Panama, Afghanistan and Iraq. He says that he got a field commission to Captain after he won the Silver Star but he got busted back down and kicked out of the Infantry because he punched his CO in the face.”
Sergeant – “He’s full of crap.”
Private Snuffy – “No way, I saw his rack of ribbons and his Ranger tab on his shoulder.”
Sergeant – “Damnit, haven’t you ever heard of a PX ranger? Besides. How old was he during Nam? Two?”
by Trav October 26, 2004
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power rangers

Good Show till after around the third season. It's about a group of people who fight evil people with mean looking faces!!
Anyone notice how the first yellow ranger was asian and the black ranger was indeed an african american...
by Oz February 22, 2005
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rigger

Person who applies functional or artistic rope bondage (sometimes referred to as "human macramé") to another person's body for photographic, performance, artistic, educational, spiritual, or sexual purposes.

The term is thought to originate from the nautical world and has strong associations with rope, knots, and suspension. Other forms of restraint may also be used; such as fabric, leather and steel.

Rigger is sometimes thought to be a more technical term than the more artistic "rope top", while remaining less pretentious than the japanese inspired term "nawashi".

See also rigging
1) That rope harness looks fantastic; who is her rigger?

2) While a rigger may sometimes refer to his subject as a "load", it is best not to do so within said subject's hearing.
by T. Sunshine Love April 9, 2008
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goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
by john stiglich October 22, 2006
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red ringed

Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
"Wanna play Halo 3?"
"Can't - my 360 red ringed"
by j-cutter January 21, 2008
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power rangers

Pretty okay show teaching kids how to fight evil

Basic formula of the show goes like this:
5 people sitting together at the ice cream parlor, then suddenly danger strikes!,go to their head quarters to find out what's wrong, MIGHTY MORPHIN' TIME!!!, Find and fight the bad guys, henchmen are killed "the Boss" barely survives, the power rangers find "the boss the second time", they continue where they left off, when "the boss is barely able to fight anymore" he injects steroids into his system and becomes a giant, forcing our beloved power rangers to hop in thier equally large machine fighters, blah blah blah, bad guy is defeated, bad guy screams in pain, creator dude gets all pissed off, and everyone goes back to the ice cream parlor...
by mAGIK bUS July 12, 2005
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ringe

ringe is short for syringe
dealer: u want a ringe for £15?
by Elbrox February 10, 2021
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