restaurant hopping

An activity for fat people. Involves going from restaurant to restaurant ordering a large entree, consuming it, and then moving onto another restaurant. The term was first coined in reference to the activities of a fat girl named Jordan.

Guy: Hey you wanna come back to my place?

Jordan: Nah, let's go restaurant hopping.

by I wanna be the guy no i dont October 17, 2008

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

by Tili October 26, 2010

restassured

To be absolutely sure and confident in one's self and one's beliefs as to not care what anyone else might think.

He was too restassured to pay their insults any mind.

by xrestassuredx November 23, 2006

Palatine Inn Restaurant

The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.

1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)

2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."

3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."

by Horrified people February 28, 2011

Redtag

The label one may place on a newcomer who

a. Introvert Redtag ( you don't know they are mentally unstable untill it is too late) "simmering Redtag"

B. extrovert Redtag (they are fucking crazy and you know it the second they walk in the room) "flamming redtag"

That dude Manny thinks everyone is out to get him because he has a Jerry curl, colored contacts, and a fucking pinky ring! Redtag!

People can be converted to Redtag by their social surroundings and/or genetics

by Powpowpow September 23, 2012

PUSH to RESTART Button

When your lady has an outward bellybutton, you can try the PUSH to RESTART Button if she is about to climax BEFORE you DO. This will delay her from climaxing and not wanting to hang around until you climax.

friend: So did you have to use the PUSH to RESTART Button with Sylvia again last night?
me: No, this time I got to the big " O " first.

by WordNerd4U2 March 19, 2011