Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

Recessintelligent

The act of doing something in order to spend as little as possible during a recession

Tyler set up a bunch of client lunches on the expense account because he's trying to be more recessintelligent

by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008

Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.

Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.

by Malicieux April 9, 2009

receiced

To receive something via an e-mail that is non-work related.

I just receiced an e-mail from John with a picture of a man pouring soda over himself while naked in the office.

by Smith56 December 9, 2010

Receding Ass Syndrome

A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The person the joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.

Hey...Hey, Dude! Look at that chick!

Yeah, man. She looks like she's suffering from Receding Ass Syndrome.

Sister: What do you want?

Brother: I just wanted to see how bad your condition has gotten, R.A.S.

by Dregyn August 23, 2011

Receipt Nazi

A rude customer who questions everything that is being scanned.

Customer: "That was supposed to be on sale! Why did you not take it off!? What is that?! It's the wrong price"
Cashier Thinks: "She is such a Receipt Nazi"

I had this Receipt Nazi who screamed at me for the wrong price of peanut butter. Does she realize I do not make up the prices?

by DutchPirate April 30, 2015

Receiving Nudes

The term you would use when receiving snapchats to make you seem popular.

You "Give me a moment, receiving nudes"
Them "Oh shit bro"

by FappyCumCookie June 26, 2016