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Fart recall

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
by Wade Logan July 4, 2008
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reaver recall

A particularly annoying StarCraft tactic that, while not as quick as zerg rush, is still usually fatal because it's hard to do shit about reavers suddenly appearing in your base.
"Nero fucking reaver recalled me to death."
by Nero January 2, 2004
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Weed it and Reap Sister!

An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.
Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)
by frank_bird May 18, 2010
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anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.
Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!
by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016
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recaphanditard

re-cap-handi-tard:

The product of people who are too closely related fucking and having round headed window licker children
Mary and Mary's brother Joe's brother Karl had two children who were cousins and brother/sister at the same time, they are recaphanditarded.
by Dyjital December 13, 2007
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reapin

term used for when you've partied too hard with your nillas the previous night and you look like death the next day. your grim reapin.
man im tired as hell I'm reapin today
by trippleognilla February 15, 2012
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