Everybody Loves Raymond

An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.

Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cue gay piano music.

Ray: Let's have sex.

Deborah: No.

Cue gay piano music.

The end.

Everybody Loves Raymond sucks.

by Nonchalant Ego April 3, 2010

c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

Rayon

Originates from Ray. To be used when talking about a high caliber french speaking girl.

The french-exchange student walks in the class...
All the guys in the back say amongst them selves, "Rayon, Rayon."

by Big_L December 23, 2009

Raymond

Raymond. Raymond (also known as Ray for short) is the type of guy who isn't exactly liked by a lot of girls in a lovey way, but when you get to know him you can't help falling in love with him. They're humongous gentlemens, they're incredibly funny and always make you laugh, they always help even if you don't ask for it. They're kind of awkward, but in a cute way. They aren't very athletic and can tend to act kind of girly, but you still know that they're straight. They have nice eyes, nice hair, and a nice personality. They are wonderful friends and an even better boyfriend. Raymonds are amazing people and someone you should definitely get to know.

That guy is super kind and super funny, he kind of reminds me of Raymond/Ray.

by Landree.la January 5, 2017

cessat ratione legis, cessat et ipsa lex

a) a Latin phrase meaning (original meaning): if the rationale behind a law fails, so should the law (i.e. it is potentially time to replace said law, since it may n o longer serve its intended purpose)

b) (my new and improved English translation of the phrase): a nicer way of saying " repeal and replace" old and possibly antiquated laws)

can cessat ratione legis, cessat et ipsa lex, definition b) be applied, or should it even be applied, to Obamacare?

by Sexydimma December 16, 2016

Rations

Rations can be a alternative way to say “ffs” , “ugh” “wth” etc... instead of actually being rude and swearing etc. There are many more examples of this word in this context but it’s mainly that and also when someone is disgusted or something saying the word “rations” is a quick reaction to something negative. This is also used as a A small portion of anything in this context too it doesn’t even have to be food if it’s just a small charger or something you would say “that’s rations” if you are not happy with something for example having to work over time you would say “how rations” etc etc..

Calling someone a ration may just be a nicer way to call them a twat/idiot or just if you have a habitat of that word and ration isn’t a swear word so you won’t be offending anyone by calling them that.

*THIS IS RATIONS IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT THIS IS THE SLANG DEFINITION FOR THE WORD RATIONS...I am aware there is the original definition too but this is a a definition of a different way of saying it.

if you are not happy with something for example having to work over time you would say “how rations” etc etc..

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 21, 2017