rofl owned

1. Something you say to someone after you beat their ass.
2. A phrase that occasionally appears in the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday segments at Something Awful.

This phrase is usually typed in all capital letters.

warcraftMASTER: wtf how did u kill all my crypt fiends!?
l33td00d~187~: ROFL OWNED

by Capheine December 10, 2003

roflcaust

like lollercaust but to the MAXorz

when you rofl so hard that you kill billions of peoples

Dustin: Lol i ate all the doughnuts.
Niko:Roflcaust

*boom* (billionz of ppl dieZ)

WTF IS EVERY1 LOL

by Drew Peacocks May 24, 2006

ROFL

Run Over Flamingo's Leg

Oh my goodness bro my cars so dirty from all that ROFLing yesterday!

by Hardstyle ROFLer September 8, 2009

roflzoe'd

1. to rofl so hard that everyone hates you and loses every shred of respect for you and makes fun of your tight shirts and short shorts. 2. you can't keep a boyfriend and get all depressed when it's over even though everyone saw it coming, and you should have too. 3. you fail.

Oh man, I just roflzoe'd so bad that I'll be a homeless, friendless bum and/or loser for te rest of my life.

by angry bando April 14, 2010

roflcats

a noun used to describe something that is stupidly funny, stupid humor. It is also a website with many pictures of cats.

Tom: Omg, did u see mike fart on the teacher?
Ralph: Yea, it was roflcats!

Drew: I went on roflcats.com last night
Peter: Those cats are funny!

by Mother Farger November 15, 2007

ROFLALAPMASTC

Acronym, based on "Rolling On the Floor Laughing" (ROFL); Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Laughing And Pissing Myself And Scaring The Cat. Generally used for more extreme cases than ROFL or ROFLMAO.

What is that on your head? Are you wearing a chicken hat? What?? It *is* a chicken? ROFLALAPMASTC!

by William Bryson July 24, 2006

roflcondom

when you tell a girl you are using a condom but in reality your not.

Roflcondom the rofl part is that there is no condom!!!

by richbum July 14, 2009