Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

Get Your Redwings

The act of going down on a woman while she is on her period.

"Even though I knew she was on her period, I decided tonight was a good night to get your redwings as any."

by Partykrasher December 22, 2009

stop dick ridding

A male telling a female to, get off his case or “hope off his dick” which means to get out Business.

Female: why you still talking to Alesia

Male: why you worryin about it, damn, stop dick ridding.

by Anonymous12280017 November 26, 2017

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."

Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

Redwings

To eat a chic out when shes on her period

Roco: Malcolm got his redwings today

Elijah: What he's in the military?

Roco: No, he ate one chic out when she was on her rags

by MissTia August 10, 2006