quietus

1. satisfaction of a duty or debt.
2. rest or a release, esp. death.

"Who would bear the whips and scorns of time . . . when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?" --Hamlet

by Antinous September 12, 2003

Quiet ones

Drinking at home or in a tame environment in a chill mode, without the intent to party.

We should definitely have a couple of quiet ones tonight man.

drink

by Jack Lame January 22, 2016

Quiet Kid

The kid in class who gets a bad rap due to being stereotyped as a likely school shooter.

The "Quiet Kid" stereotype is not funny. AT ALL. School shootings are very real and they are very serious. Making jokes about them is terrible. Get some help.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

quif

See pussy fart.

by B July 12, 2003

quife

A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.

He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife

by Dradle April 1, 2009

quiet beer

A beer with just one or two good friends. Discussion can be intimate, but not homosexual in nature.

Typically lasts for 1 or 2 beers, but doesn't exceed 3.

Normally an event performed with someone who lives close by.

Australian term.

"Hey dude, wanna swing round for a quiet beer"
"Yeah boss, be over in a tick"

by Papanurf February 4, 2009

Quiet Riot

The act of masturbating while on the phone with or in the close vicinity of someone who shouldn't know.
ie. mom, girlfriend

Man my girlfriend was yelling at me on the phone yesterday, but I barely caught a word. I was busy in a quiet riot.

by pacair October 24, 2011