pontiac

'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'

Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.

by rca3 September 24, 2006

pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy

by ginsy May 5, 2008

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

Ponte'd

Being helped by someone who ends up making you really think about your life and your choices so far, in order to better understand the topic you originally needed help with.

You just got ponte'd!

by Kraaton September 9, 2016

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

pontless

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"

My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless

by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021