Poogasm

The sensation that comes with a really good shit. Almost an outer body experience.

Guy 1 - "I just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. Were you having an orgasm?"
Guy 2 - "No orgasm, poogasm!"

by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011

pooga

an amazingly satisfying and productive bowel movement one can experience after yoga.

"Dude, I am crowning after that yoga class. Gotta go take a pooga."

by tamalpais girl August 21, 2007

plogan

It's when you see what you think is a really hot girl then when she turns around, she's actually a guy

Hey look at those hot girls on that tennis court!" "Wow, gross! Those are dudes! That was a plogan!"

by Logan's Chodehouse April 26, 2011

pregame

A word used by stupid sluts and frat guys to describe drinking before an event of any kind. This can include a funeral.

Duuuude, some of my boys are coming over later, so we should totally pregame.

Hehee. I was thinking we should pregame at your dorm before we go to my semi-formal!!!

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

poogar

pussy + boogar = poogar, vaginal succretions in snot like like form

"Did you just poogar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"You know you had a good night when you wake up with poogars in your mustache!"

"Poogars come from great mustache rides!"

"The remains on your mustache after giving good face to a juicy woman is poogarlicious!"

"Don't pick your poogars in public, someone might like it."

by Loffs crew January 23, 2009

pregame

The act of beating off with purpose of increasing sexual stamina. Normally done 4-5 hours before planned intercourse.

Man i need to pregame tonight otherwise i'm going to prematurely ejaculate all over that bitch.

If i don't pregame I am going unleash the white thunder on that poor girl.

by Sdog October 26, 2005

pregamer

A blow job without a guy blowing his load.

Bad news gives trouble pregamers because he likes vaginal sex more then oral sex

by trouble<3badnews<3 March 7, 2010