procasterbaiting

When someone waste time master baiting instead of doing what there doing

I was procasterbaiting and I didn't get my work done

by Havox blast November 25, 2013

procrapsturbate

When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.

See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.

"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."

by fisalerkle July 18, 2014

procrapplication

A college application that is started on the day of the deadline and turned in minutes before the cutoff time, being incredibly crappy as a result.

Admissions Officer 1: Not another procrapplication!
Admissions Officer 2: Just throw that straight into the rejection pile.

by kirkatia98 January 5, 2016

Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.

"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."

by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016

procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016

Procrapstination

The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.

I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.

by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017

Procastinapping

Procastinating by napping

Teacher: Why do u always wait to the end to turn in your HW? Are u always procastinapping?

by Fireslayer4 April 22, 2017