Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Temporary problem mug.

guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.
Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.
by Lakotna April 19, 2015
Get the guy problem mug.

Rumpelstiltskin problem

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
by The Peanuts March 28, 2021
Get the Rumpelstiltskin problem mug.

Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 05, 2022
Get the Balloon Problem mug.

Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.
"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"
by famam June 04, 2014
Get the Drinking problem mug.

princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.
She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.
by Ukko ukkana ukinski September 17, 2015
Get the princess problem mug.

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.
That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.
by ursophile60 April 17, 2008
Get the crack problem mug.