pretendinitis

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."

"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."

by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017

Prefended

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

by akula64 April 17, 2019

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

by OkiShisa September 20, 2022

td presents

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

by twalshy13 May 11, 2020

sweet presence

having a cute, welcoming, and warming vibe

omg she has such a sweet presence!!
(my presence sweet and my aura bright -ariana grande)

by Lustressa January 10, 2021

preenactor

A person or group of people who act out in the present the actions of a person or people in the future.

In 2052 preenactors Harold, Moon and Sally -- not 15 minutes later than when they began to preenact the grizzly stabbing murder of three preenactors -- were all stabbed to death.

by thegarbagecollector February 27, 2008

pretendica

weed that looks really good but isn't

i smoked that pretendica shit and i'm still not high

by candilin detroit October 20, 2008