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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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priema

Used by south african youth, meaning something is very good or to a high grade.
The movie we saw was priema!
by TheQueenSavage August 13, 2017
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Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
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premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.
by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017
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Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.
Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?
by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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Preeyanka

Preeyanka creates an intense desire for association with people and new experiences. Preeyanka has a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is unstable emotionally. She desires change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine.
Preeyanka is happy, so are the people around her.
by Arunanoop November 23, 2021
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