spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed

Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too

by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012

Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

pitching woo

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.

I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.

by Noir October 20, 2006

pitching wedge

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

perfect pitch

Abnormally hightened sense of pitch perception, allowing one to do most (if not all) of the following:

* Correctly identify a musical note by name without any reference tone.

* Correctly sing a musical note at whim without any reference tone.

* Correctly identify the key a song is played in without any reference tone.

* Discern how sharp or flat a musical tone is, relatively speaking, without any reference tone.


Also (more accurately) called absolute pitch.

This ability, possessed by about 0.01% of the population, can be very helpful.......or almost useless.

No, you don't necessarily have to be born with it.

Traci astounded the rest of her band by effortlessly naming random notes they played. She has perfect pitch.

by RXtasy March 4, 2005

pitchblackglow

The Glen Coco of tumblr.

Pitchblackglow? Don't you mean the god of tumblr?

by p00peater January 1, 2012

pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003