poster

an ugly little boy that looks like a girl. usually has an ogre looking girlfriend, and loves to call people rude and aweful names. all together he is a bad person..

"OMG, dude you're being such a poster right now."

by olgga January 23, 2008

Postle Tongue

The ability or individual with the ability to communicate with serpents.

In "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Harry Potter discovers that he is a (or has a) Postle Tongue when he communicates with a snake at a zoo. Although he does not "know" that he is until his later events and findings when enrolled in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

by UrbanDefiner69 August 22, 2012

Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).

"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"

by Carry on, you will always rememebr! April 7, 2003

posterman

he is ready to take back the town.....

the posterman was pissed off with all the free-willy honkeys and is taking back the town .... he is ready for the DANCE!!!!!!!

by Jimmy S Shine March 23, 2005

poster board

A board that is used as display.

Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.

by Restux November 5, 2013

posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

double-poster

Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.

Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011