Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Pooter Shooter

The way your Farts come down and come out

I can feel it coming down my pooter shooter

by That person 767 February 16, 2020

Poohead

A really really bad word no one should ever say

Person 1: Poohead!
Everyone Else: :O :O :O

WW3 Starts

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell May 13, 2005

pooterbox

a box invented by a group of kids in southern California made for torturing friends. the kids take turns farting in the box. it traps the gas inside and it smells worse and worse with every fart. then they choose a victim who enters his head into the box to see how long he can go without passing out.

Dude, my friend went 5 minutes in the pooterbox last night! Nobody else made it past 2!

by pooterman June 10, 2009