Porsche 968

Definition: Garbage. That Should be Set on Fire

What a huge waste of money for a car that doesn't even look like a Porsche.
Then, have fun paying to repair the fuckin piece of shit. In no time you'll have paid more in repairs than how much you actually paid for the car which is way too overpriced.
Its not even that fast...its fuckin shitty when you race a car that cost less than half of yours and they beat you.
Cruise control works when it wants to....
Leaks shit all the time.
So lets re-cap: Expensive, ugly, really ugly, unreliable...

How do I know all this? I USED TO HAVE ONE! WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE...

FUCK YOU PORSCHE 968 PILE OF SHIT

And to anyone who loves this car...What the hell...seriously. What is wrong with you..

"Some say Porsche's are not built to perfection"...because THEY AREN'T. The Porsche 968 SUCKS

by Jeff Collins October 26, 2007

poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.

Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?

by johnny-b December 23, 2006

Poocheese

Adj: Another way of saying shit or Bullshit; Saying someone is not as proficient as another in something usually followed by ugglass nigga.

"I'm the best player on the team!," Exclaimed Shawn. "Cut it! You know you some poocheese Ugglass Nigga!," Replied Glendell.

by Dee Kae March 29, 2018

porsche 944

A cheap arse piece of shit with a porsche badge, a car that the Germans truly fucked up just by releasing, forever tarnishing the good name of German engineering. Almost a bigger joke than the honda civic. Not rated by porsche purist's, enthusiasts or just any plain old cunt with the money to buy a ferrari, available to lower class scum who drive these cars to seem important and to make themselves look like they have money which they don't have and that their 944 is a cheap-shit bogan wagon which would get comprehensively destroyed on the 1/4 mile by honda odyssey's and toyota tarago's. Prone to clutch failure from 944 drivers riding the clutch too hard and just about any other fucking engine problem in the book, if two 944's dragged, they would probably both somehow lose, one would have clutch failure off the line and the others immobiliser would keep it grounded for its routine daily fuck up(yeah, blame the immobiliser).
And strangely enough the 944's cost of repairs is often very disproportionate to the actual cost of the car, once again, a pile of shit. A rival to the mighty rotary engined mazda rx7 which porsche tried to steal its design from in the early 1980's, and also another car that the 944 is absolutely OWNED!!! on the 1/4 by. Some owners are under the stupid impression that the 944's resale value is worth triple what they payed for even though they still triple fucked it over in the short time they had it (please somebody, explain to me how this theory works, wouldn't the value go down??? is it because they want to get the 20 g's they spent on repairs back???)
and like tom cruise says off risky business "porsche- there is no substitute" I have a substitute, it's called.... Not a fucking porsche 944!!!

944 driver- "the porsche badges add an extra 200hp to my car on their own, as does the milo tin muffler"
honda civic driver- "finally a car I have a chance to beat..."
spectator- "dude, u drive a civic, not cool".
944 driver- "look at all this rubbish, my porsche will kick all these skylines, rx7's, mx6's, celicas, supras, 200sx's, 300zx's, GTO's, s2000's, corvette's... pppffftttt u call a 5.7L V8 a powerful engine...I've got enough stickers on this car to shave 3 seconds off my 1/4 mile time"
corvette driver- "fuck off u cockdonkey hitler hailin' immigrant, my mum would beat you in her stock FWD automatic honda odyssey with 7 of yo mumma's kids in the car whilst towing a load of firewood!!!".

by vance drift February 28, 2005

Pooche

A Common Referance To The Cappuciono.

I Would Like The Pooche.

by Pooche Ftw January 24, 2009

ipark porsche

stupid hoe that turned against the originals to be an iparkee. one that was supposed to PRETEND to be as stupid as porsche, and not actually BE that stupid. One who doesnt know how to put eyeliner on correctly.

also refer to n00b and whore bag.

an ipark porsche is a fucking retard who thinks that she CHOSE to join ipark, but in reality was forced to join with them since that's where all the unwanted losers go

by anynomousss September 5, 2008

Poocheezmo

An alienated figure discovered in December of 1990.
Derrived from the word "pooch" meaning dog-like and "cheese" meaning smelly humanoid and "mo" meaning one of the three stooges.

Damn! what an ugly assed poocheezmo!
That poocheezmo is sooo rofls!
That poocheezmo is in a lollers state.

by Mr. Pajamas January 22, 2005