Pooping

Taking a dump in the stinky toilet.

*pooping* AHHHH! *fart* EW

by Tiny Egg Thing March 29, 2019

Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

by Molotov Malone October 24, 2008

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

pooing

The act of dispensing fecal (sh*t) matter from one's A**HOLE.

I was pooing when i was texting you :)

by WordMaker3000000000000000000 March 2, 2015

air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010