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Politician

A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.
I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
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There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
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Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.
Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician
by Fhírinne November 30, 2023
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by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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politicians smile

A smile that everyone will fall in love with.
by Latbirch June 12, 2020
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Politician's Trivial

When politicians focuses on the negative aspects of a specific object, trend, or issue while many other more important problems are left with no attention payed towards them.
Somehow, someway, The President Of The United States decides to engage in Politician's Trivial now, and against Tik Tok of all things, while near 200,000 people have died from a disease he has payed next to no attention to.
by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020
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