poffing

When you are on POF (plenty of fish) website trying to mack

"Hey man", what you doing on your cell phone texting?"

Naw dawg..."I'm poffing

by papirazzi November 5, 2013

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

poling

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013