Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

Pitillo

Spanish slang used for a joint. A marijuana cigarette.

Look at all those burn outs over there"......."man, all the do is get together and smoke pitillos all day

by Picho August 20, 2010

pathitiful

The action of being pathetic and pitiful at one time.

John : Amy broke up with me for Rick... -sniff, sniff- I think I might die.
Kelli : Oh quit being so pathitiful!

by Tesla Nichole May 6, 2006

pishizal

a piss and a shit at the same time

ian cannot help but pishizal all the time. its gross

by ian fowler October 6, 2007

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010