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Wexual Wintercourse

*Note: In this article, a wenis does not necessarily have to belong to a male, about 100% of women have wenises as well, and vice versa for men having waginas. However, to properly engage in wexual wintercourse, one wenis and one wagina (or more for added pleasure) must identify as male/female to avoid confusion and getting AIDS.

Wexual Wintercourse can be defined as the intriguing and often taboo'd act of inserting/grinding/rubbing a male wenis (outside elbow) into a female wagina (inner elbow), causing one or both partners to scream out in pleasure, horror, satisfaction, etc. When the wenis is unprotected, wexual wintercourse most commonly results in the production of wabies , unwanted elbow babies.

Wexual wintercourse can also be stimulated by two male wenises rubbing/bumping/scratching their wenises together, who are commonly known in the field of elbow studies as Womosexuals.

Wesbianism is another common term used to describe two female waginas grinding/itching/tearing away at each other's inner elbows. The sad, usually alone and desperate individuals who engage in this activity are known as Wesbians
1. Wenis: I don't have any cantaloupe left in the house, wanna have wexual wintercourse?

Wagina: Sure!

2. Wenis: My feet are itchy, will your wenis pleasure me?

Other wenis: Absolutely!

3. Wagina: Unf unf unf unf

Other wagina: ...
by GleekyGaga September 12, 2011
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Canine Intercourse

To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss.
Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having canine intercourse.
by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008
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shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.
"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"
by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009
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Mac Intercourse

The act of Bluetooth fornacation between two or mor Mac laptops to "swap" data.
"Heh Bob, do you use protection during Mac Intercourse?"
"Na, I pretty much just fornacate anyones network to get my data"
"Heh thats how you spread virusus!"
"Eh stop being such a fucking PC!"
by R. Sepulveda June 23, 2009
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Dexual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.
It was a great day until I walked in my boss having dexual intercourse in MY office!
by Ben "Dingo" F. July 1, 2008
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sexual intercourse

it is called sex people sex not sexual intercourse
last night i put my dick in her vagingin that is sex or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE as you called it
by rasadas April 13, 2008
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Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse)

For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.

History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.

Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.

Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.

The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person

Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
by KIX9 June 28, 2019
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