Pinocchioing

pronounced Pen-Oh-Kee-Oh-Ing

The sexual act in which a girl
sits on her partners face and
inserts his nose into her vagina
thrusting back and forth literally
grinding on his nose, stimulating her
erotically.

Dude did you hear about Michelle? Her dad walked in on her pinocchioing Jermaine! SICK!

by JAP7 March 12, 2009

Augusto Pinochet

As supported by Wikipedia, Salvador Allende was the first Marxist ever to be elected to the national presidency of a liberal democracy with 33% of the vote and unconstitutional partnerships during the Cold War. Invited 50-year Cuban dictator Fidel Castro to Chile for 23 days for advice on how to change constitution and carry out communist-led revolution alike 1948 Czechoslovak coup d'état to turn Chile into a second Cuba. Plan backfired. Allende's presidency was ended by opposing forces on second attempt aka 1973 Chilean coup d'état. Augusto Pinochet led those forces and used any means necessary to get the job done.

-Study confirms that you can make Americans believe anything that international communism says about Salvador Allende if they fail to Wikipedia fact check. Augusto Pinochet led the forces that took Allende and his personal militia following to the ground and prevented Chile from becoming a new Cuba.

-I can be super chill and smoke weed and read about democratic ideas but will fact check before glorifying communist leaders like Stalin who killed millions or Salvador Allende who almost did the same as he attempted to turn Chile into a second Cuba before Augusto Pinochet forceful military intervention.

by Wiseman_freedom_seeker September 13, 2020

pinocchiosed

Someone unfortunate enough to have a very large nose.

she's pinocchiosed.

by Lack December 19, 2008

panoochy

taking a shot out of a woman's vagina, typically Jagermeister.

there's still a lil jager left babe, wanna panoochy it??

by noochypoochy August 21, 2011

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014